Liem and Wrappie
Liem (after his bath while being slathered with cream by Mummy): Cream retects my skin.
Mummy: Not REtects, PROtects.
L: Protests.
M: Not proTESTS, proTECTS.
L: Wrappie says retects.
M: Well, Wrappie is not the boss.
L: Wrappie is getting naughty, isn't she?
M: Yes, she is.
L (while getting into bed): Wrappie, it's protests not retects.
M: ProTECTS! ProTECTS!!