Can't answer!

Liem is a why boy. Everything is why why why. If it's not why, it's how what who when which? I'm already getting lots of questions that I can't answer. How would YOU answer this?

"I have a pee pee. You have no pee pee. Where does your wee come out?"

Shooters!

We have a no-gun policy at home. Basically Khiem and I decided not to buy any toy guns for Liem because we really didn't like that sort of thing. Unfortunately we couldn't stop Liem coming home from day care with his FINGERS pointed like guns. "These are my shooters" he says "Kill-kill-kill kill-kill-kill kill-kill-kill".

Conversation later in the bathroom:
Liem: I shoot you, Mummy.
Mummy: No shooting Mummy.
L: I shoot myself.
M: Why do you want to do that for? Don't be silly.
L: I shoot the wall.
M (grinding teeth in frustration): When is this going to end???