Liem and Wrappie

Liem has a favourite bed friend called Wrappie. Wrappie is a piece of muslin cloth that we used to wrap Liem with when he was a baby to put him to sleep. Liem's much too big to be wrapped up now, but he still likes to have Wrappie with him in bed. As far as I can tell (from what Liem tells me), Wrappie is a baby girl and has to be fed, she also likes kisses and cuddles. Wrappie also has opinions...

Liem (after his bath while being slathered with cream by Mummy): Cream retects my skin.
Mummy: Not REtects, PROtects.
L: Protests.
M: Not proTESTS, proTECTS.
L: Wrappie says retects.
M: Well, Wrappie is not the boss.
L: Wrappie is getting naughty, isn't she?
M: Yes, she is.
L (while getting into bed): Wrappie, it's protests not retects.
M: ProTECTS! ProTECTS!!