Goose bumps

Liem: When I get cold, my skin has little bumps on it.
Mummy: They're called goosebumps.
Liem (unbelievingly): Goose don't have bumps!!!

He's got a plan

Liem had a school picnic on Thursday. There was a swimming pool there and parents had to sign a consent form allowing their child to swim and had to tick whether their child could swim or not. Apparently there were only two children who couldn't swim and yet their parents let them go into the swimming pool - Liem and his friend Bailey. We must be the bad parents....

Mummy: Liem, when you are in the pool, make sure you can touch the bottom.
Liem: It's okay. I'll let Bailey go first, and if he drowns, I won't go in.
Daddy: At least he's got a plan!