Huh?

After his shower the other day, I wrapped a towel around Liem's shoulders. He grinned cheekily and said, "Mum, I'm wearing a SKIRT! I wanna wear a LONG skirt". So I wrap the towel around his waist. "Lift it higher" was the next command, so I wrap the towel under his arms. "I'm wearing a SKIRT! I'm a BAKER!"

Mister Mummy

Liem mucking around in the bathroom after his shower ie not putting his arms in his sleeves, not lying down on the mat to get his nappy put on, lying down sideways on the mat, lying face down bum up on the mat....
Me: MISTER LIEM!!!
Liem (in the same tone of voice): MISTER MUMMY!